Let me paint you a picture. It's a Saturday morning, and I'm standing in my garage in Cambridge, surrounded by towers of plastic bins, tangled extension cords, and a collection of tools that would make a hardware store jealous. Somewhere…

Let's be honest: we've all been there. You're standing in the hardware store aisle, eyeing that shiny new power washer because your deck looks like it survived a mud wrestling competition. You convince yourself it's a solid investment. Fast forward…